miss y. cheerios

What, is she funny or something?
Colors (Debtors) of the Wind by: a law student who wishes to stay anonymous at this time but gave me permission to post thisYou think that i’m a deadbeat debtor. You’ve seen so many loans, I guess it must be so. But still i cannot see,If the deadbeat one is me, How can there be so much that you don’t know, you don’t knowwwwww…(cue intro music)
You think you own whatever you put a lien on.My house is just an asset you can claim. But i know every home, expense, and car loan Has a debt that its owner will repay. You think the only people who are peopleAre people who have high credit scores like you.But if you walked the footsteps of a single mother, You’ll learn things you never knew, you never knew. (chorus)Have you ever taken out a mortgage on a 3-bedroom,Or borrowed vastly more than you could payyyy. Can you pay it all from your checking and your savings. Or would you borrow so you can pay another day. Would you borrow so you can pay another day…
Come roam the many aisles of ikea. Experience the delight of buyer’s mirth. Come roll in the consumer products all around you And for once never wonder what they’re worth. Mastercard and Visa are my brothers. Bestbuy and Target are my friiiiends. And we are all connected to each other In a credit circle, a credit loop that never ends.How hiiiigh can my credit bill go, without Black Friday sales, we may never knowwww.(chorus)And you’ll never take out a mortgage on a 3-bedroom. Or charge credit for items you simply can’t repay. You need to waive all of the late fees on our credit billsAnd instead just give us 5-10 more days…You can own my life and still All you’ll own is an IOU until You let us repaaaay the principal debt another day…
Colors (Debtors) of the Wind 
by: a law student who wishes to stay anonymous at this time but gave me permission to post this

You think that i’m a deadbeat debtor. 
You’ve seen so many loans, I guess it must be so. 
But still i cannot see,
If the deadbeat one is me, 
How can there be so much that you don’t know, you don’t knowwwwww…

(cue intro music)
You think you own whatever you put a lien on.
My house is just an asset you can claim. 
But i know every home, expense, and car loan 
Has a debt that its owner will repay. 

You think the only people who are people
Are people who have high credit scores like you.
But if you walked the footsteps of a single mother, 
You’ll learn things you never knew, you never knew. 

(chorus)
Have you ever taken out a mortgage on a 3-bedroom,
Or borrowed vastly more than you could payyyy. 
Can you pay it all from your checking and your savings. 
Or would you borrow so you can pay another day. 
Would you borrow so you can pay another day…
Come roam the many aisles of ikea. 
Experience the delight of buyer’s mirth. 
Come roll in the consumer products all around you 
And for once never wonder what they’re worth. 

Mastercard and Visa are my brothers. 
Bestbuy and Target are my friiiiends. 
And we are all connected to each other 
In a credit circle, a credit loop that never ends.

How hiiiigh can my credit bill go, without Black Friday sales, we may never knowwww.

(chorus)
And you’ll never take out a mortgage on a 3-bedroom. 
Or charge credit for items you simply can’t repay. 
You need to waive all of the late fees on our credit bills
And instead just give us 5-10 more days…

You can own my life and still 
All you’ll own is an IOU until 
You let us repaaaay the principal debt another day…
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